The Law of Syllogysm
If you are a nerd, then you are shunned from society.
If you are shunned from society, then you live in the mountains.
If you live in the mountains, then you are a troll.
If you are a troll, then you tried to eat three billygoats.
If you tried to eat three billygoats, then you like cheese.
If you like cheese, then you eat in the High School cafeteria.
If you eat in the High School cafeteria, then you are hungry.
If you are hungry, then you just came from fourth period.
If you just came from fourth period, then you are in Coach Moore's Pre-ap Geometry class.
If you are in Coach Moore's Pre-ap Geometry class, then you sit in the band row.
If you sit in the band row, then you are in the Bobcat Band.
So, we can logically conclude (from the law of syllogysm) that if you are a nerd, then you are in the Bobcat Band.
If you are shunned from society, then you live in the mountains.
If you live in the mountains, then you are a troll.
If you are a troll, then you tried to eat three billygoats.
If you tried to eat three billygoats, then you like cheese.
If you like cheese, then you eat in the High School cafeteria.
If you eat in the High School cafeteria, then you are hungry.
If you are hungry, then you just came from fourth period.
If you just came from fourth period, then you are in Coach Moore's Pre-ap Geometry class.
If you are in Coach Moore's Pre-ap Geometry class, then you sit in the band row.
If you sit in the band row, then you are in the Bobcat Band.
So, we can logically conclude (from the law of syllogysm) that if you are a nerd, then you are in the Bobcat Band.
posted by Chris at 8:34 PM
11 Comments:
sometime...
hey chris check the oxymoronisms comments. I left you one.
Justin
i must say that way very good i'm impressed
that is logicaly correct and pretty sad...
but thats all we got.
you had to write all of that just to figure this out?
in order for this law to work , your relationships must make sense. For example, all those in coach Moore's class don't sit in the band row, and if you eat billygoats, then you don't necessarily enjoy cheese.
But...anybody who read this and is in coach moore's class would sit in the band row. And if I ate three billygoats, then I would like cheese.
hey does have a point
but not all the people in his class sit in that row
But all the people who are reading this do sit in that row
impressive....
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