A one

To distract you all from the grammatical horrors of the post below, I will tell you how we did at region (since you already know anyway)...drum roll please................ A ONE! YEA!! Ok, enough of that. Anyway, our teachers are so much more supportive of the band then they were in Junior High. Last year it was like, "we won first place at the world championships!"
"huh? Did you say something? I thought I heard the word 'band'. That's blasphemy, only football in this here school."
"Never mind."
Coach Worrel let us watch TV (channel 11 news to be precise) for the band getting sweepstakes! How is THAT Junior High?! Huh?? Yea, that's what I thought!