Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Hope you get "stuffed!" (Ha ha! Get it? Ok, yea, it was stupid) Anyway, here are some other questions.
Randomly Annoying, Stupidly Pointless Questions
Which would you rather, find a four leaf clover or a needle in a hay stack?
Would you rather fly in a plane or sail on a ship?
Would you rather find buried treasure or win the lottery?
Which do you think came first, the chicken or the egg?
Which would you rather have one fish, two fish, a red fish, or a blue fish?
What would you touch with a ten-foot pole?
If yellow and blue make green, does lemon and blueberry make lime?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
If you choke a smurf, what color will it turn?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all drown?
Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If a man is standing in a forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms, are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a tin whistle is made out of tin, what is a fog horn made out of?
If psychics really know the winning lottery numbers, why are they still working?
Isn't it a little unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
Why don't they make mouse flavored catnip?
Is there another word for synonym?
If a cow laughs, will milk come out it's nose?
If a football game was held in Flushing NY, would it be called the toilet bowl?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Is an illegal a sick bird?
Is a tavern with a dirt floor called a sand bar?
What's up with door to door salespeople? I mean how do you sell a door to a door?
Did you know that in the year 900, 10,000 Normans invaded France. Can you imagine that many guys with the same name?
If you're scared half to death twice, do you die?
If you get mono twice, is it called stereo?
Why do we drive in parkways, and park in driveways?
Could a shaker assault be considered a religious attack?
Does steel wool come from mechanical sheep?
Do golfers play doctor on their days off?
Why don't meteorologists study meteors?
How long is a cat nap? Can it be measured in dog years?
Where is the self-help section?
Why don't men ride sidesaddle?
If Spam™ is spiced ham, what's Sponkey?
If a cat is thrown out a car window while driving, does it become "Kitty Litter"?
Why do we call things that are sent by ship "cargo", but things sent by car "shipments"?
Why doesn't Super Glue stick to the bottle?
If a CD is put on a CD Player upside-down, will it play backwards?
Why are rabbits feet considered lucky? The rabbit had four of them and it's still dead.
Why don't they make the whole airplane out of the stuff they use to build the little black box? It always survives.
Speaking of airplanes, why do they have floatation devices under the seats? Wouldn't parachutes make more sense?
Why do we call it a "Hot Water Heater"? Hot water doesn't need heated.
Why do we call them "Buildings"? They're already built.
Why do we call them "Apartments" when they are so close together?
If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what does that say about Humanitarians?
Why do they call them a "Pair" of underwear when you only wear one?
And for that matter, why do they call it a bra, when it's holding a pair?
In football, why do they call them "Running Backs", when they're always running forward?
posted by Chris at 3:22 PM
1 Comments:
A four leaf clover, because needles aren't lucky.
sail a ship, I would die just from the view of a cockpit.
Win the lottery, because then I don't have to go to the trouble of finding a buyer for the buried treasure.
The egg, because reptiles were laying eggs long before the chicken--the first chicken was hatched from the egg of a bird that wasn't quite a chicken.
A blue fish, because that means that it is bluefin tuna (the highest quality).
A light switch that was 10 ft in the air.
No, it makes blueberry compote
You mean is congress the opposite of progress, and no, congress comes from the word congregate, wereas progress comes from prograte, so they don't have prefixes that are interchangeable.
Purple.
If one person in marching band falls, do all the marchers fall?
Cannibals wont eat clowns because they're confused by the make-up and don't think that clowns are human.
Not if he is only standing, and if the woman isn't so overblown that she thinks she must always be right.
They're afraid that (if they're outdoors) they will be abused-its not customary to lock indoor bathrooms.
Iron or steel.
They received a higher calling or they are so caught up in the future they forget to play.
Well, if everything they do helps prepare them for the future, then every situation is deemed practice because of the experience they win.
Because they don't make any other flavors of catnip besides catnip because it occurs in nature and is probably more widely preferred by cats to mice.
Is "verb" a verb?
If you laugh, does feces shoot out your mouth? Are mammary glands connected at all with airways?
Not if there wasn't a bowl located there.
So for all practical purposes it can be grouped with other interstates, and so the national government can control it (because its interstate, otherwise, Hawaii would solely control it).
If the words were seperated.
No, its called "rustic"
They go door to door, but don't sell to doors--unless the door wanted a door slave, like when we sold people to people.
No
Yes, if the "name" you refer to is that of their national grouping.
No--1/2 x 1/2 = 1/4
No, because it refers to the bacteria, not to sound.
We drive on parkways and park on driveways.
It would be assault either way.
No, it is made to resemble wool.
If their fans of the game "operation"
A meteor is a phenomenon in the atmosphere, actually referring to the streak of light, whereas meteorology is the study of atmospheric phenomenon--So they do study meteors.
Less than half a sleep cycle...No.
Normally be social sciences and metaphysics.
because they don't have to worry about spreading their legs and esposing their vaginas--an action that is more sexually ubiquitous with females.
Spam isn't spiced ham, it is an acronymn meaning Some Parts Are Meat (the brand name is all caps).
Kitty litter is litter from cats, not of cats.
They are both called shipments and cargo--the word shipments comes from our heritage of the transport of cargo on ships.
Because its reacts with air, and inside the bottle there is no air.
No, because there is nothing for the laser to read--If I turn you upside down, do you talk backwards?
Because its hard to catch a rabbit.
Because it is impractical--besides, if the plane is going at such a great speed, when it stops, the passengers will keep going at the same speed and be slaughtered on the edge of the indistructable plane--besides, if the plane went down, do we want to save it?
A parachute won't help you if your in the water, and they do have parachutes, but its unlikely that, if a plane is going down, that you'd be able to safely parachute and not get caught and smashed against the plane or were already incinerated.
Because of the adjective order, it is a heater for to make the water hot.
because its a noun, not a verb.
Because a big space is divided into several living spaces (its apartmented or compartmentalized).
Vegetarians give money for the support of vegetables (or rather the people that grow them so that they may continue to have food), and humanitarians give money for the support of humans.
The same reason its a pair of pants--there are two legs, and the word pair can mean one object composed of two joined, similar parts that are dependent upon each other.
Bra (brassiere)comes from the French word brassière, which is a child's jacket with sleeves, which evolved from the Old French word braciere : bras means arm (like the Spanish word for arm: brazo) and comes from the Latin word brcchium meaning arms (like the bronchi of the lungs). So, the prefix bra- + the suffix -iere or -ier, meaning one associated with, yeilds the word brassiere which means "one associated with the arms" (which a bra is) and was shortened to bra because Americans don't like the French (the inventor of the bra, and arguably of the predecessor of the boxer brief as well as the brief and almost certainly the originator of the fly in underpants).
Because they back the linemen and they run, otherwise they'd be running backwards.
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