And one more thing...

Very very short version (you have got to hear it live. Ask Stephen or me and we'll grace with our wonderful voices and sound effects...that's right, you heard me. Sound effects)

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
seven drummers drumming,
six obnoxious trumpets,
fffiiivvee frilly flutes.
four french horns,
three euphoniums (trombones, take your pick)
two alto saxes *nice and poised*
and one great big tuuubaaa!!!