Here's Your Irony for the Day

Today, my sister decided she wanted to reread Holes. Well, she found it in my closet where it has a big hole in it.

So, we were at Half Price Books today and my sister bought a new one.

My sister fell into a hole.

When I got home I read a couple of pages of the book and my dad came in and gave me a chore to do.

He told me to dig a hole.

So I dug a hole, and thought about Stanley the hole time.