Don't Ask

"Crikey!"
"We are in search of the mongrel sisters now"
"It's a Hankus dogus!"
"We eat whatever we can get our hands on"
"Poor Frank"
"I oughta stop pokin' 'im now"
"I believe this be a garage biome"
"I smother you in escargo!"
"They chew and suck the juices out of them...but this doesn't seem to be the only victim..."
"This is Bruce...uh...Bruce"
"Mmmmm, food"
"Killed in his prime"
"Must of been the girl stuff I injected into him"
"My name...is Schwarzengerman!"
"Get back to the RV!"
"Hail Hitler!!"
"Crist lag in todesbanden!"
"You can praise the fueher later"
"Mmmm...death...my bread and butter"
"See us next week when we track down the Wereostrich!"
"This is Mak Mohair, signing out"

This post in loving memory of: Frank, Louis Pascal, Bruce the Coalminer, and Schwarzengerman. You all will remain in our loving hearts, now let's go catch some of those mongrel sisters.

This one left me speechless...quite funny though

My First Olympic Post

For those of you that watched it tonight, did anybody else feel sorry for Jacobellis? I don't really know what to feel because I'm mad that she would show off like that, but I also feel bad that she lost the gold, and I don't really know if she meant to show off. It could have just as easily have been that some of her halfpipe instincts kicked in. But, I suppose most valuable lessons are learned the hard way. I would absolutely hate to be in her position.

I could be making a lot of money right now...

My blog is worth $5,080.86.
How much is your blog worth?

Throw Me In Jail

I need a book like Mein Komf. Don't get the wrong idea, but it would be nice to have something that would influence like that wouldn't it?

Smelly Kid Valentine Giver

I honestly believe that Valentine's Day is the worst holiday besides Ramadan, but that's beside the point. I don't like the whole day, there is no point to it whatsoever. And crazy teachers make us turn in crazy projects on that day. It's just a bad day all around. But, it's over now and I'm listening to the most awesome band since All That Remains...10 Years.

Sick...again

Well, I'm sick again. This time, it was pretty bad with fever and hallucinations (guess where I thought I was...band hall. Go figure), so I went to the ER last night and spent the night there where they pumped me full of fluids and took blood tests and performed a lumbar puncture. Let me tell you, that was fun...not. I just kind of laid there all night and drifted in and out of consciousness while they poked and prodded me. The nurse was really nice though, and none of his shots hurt, while I thought that the lady doing the second round of lab tests was driving a sword through my arm. But, at least I don't remember much of last night, and the fluids they gave me really helped, so I'm missing Jazz Band and One Act Play again for a secondary flu infection (thank goodness it isn't meningitis, that's what they were scared of), but next week I should be immune to everything in Celina and I won't miss anything anymore. So, I'll take my leave and go lay down for a little while and hopefully be ready for school next week.

Yay, sickness!

Well, I got sick for the first time since 7th grade, and I believe this is the worst sickness I've had for a long time...hence the lack in posting. I have Influenza Type A, more commonly known as the flu. And it sucks...bad. It reached its climax on Wednesday, complete with a 105 degree fever and an icing down in the tub, that was the coldest I think I've ever been. Luckily, I didn't have to go to the hospital, thank you Ibuprofin! So, I'm on my way to recovery now thanks to the miracle drug, Timaflu. Anyway, hope to see all you guys on Monday!